May 2013
April 2013
joichang:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you...
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
U.S. drone kills 5, injures 7 in northwestern... →
fuckyeahmarxismleninism:
At least five people have been killed and seven others injured in an attack by a US assassination drone in northwestern Pakistan’s tribal region, Press TV reports.
The drone strike took place in South Waziristan’s Babarghar area early Wednesday. Local officials say the US drones fired two missiles at a house in South Waziristan. The house was completely destroyed in...
March 2013
crateshya:
darknephilim:
thesickestjokes:
Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
COLOR
PUNS
“We should never diminish the power of fictional stories. Do not apologize for...”
– Ashley Clements (via sailacrossthesunset)
We Forgot - We Worshipped: murasakiyugata:... →
murasakiyugata:
Yesterday I learned that a friend of mine has started dating a guy with blonde hair. Which really doesn’t make any sense to me, because her last boyfriend had brown hair. When I asked her why she doesn’t find any brunette guys attractive anymore, she told me she thinks…
Lmao this is the best
i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure
“Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...”
– The Winter of the Air (via the59thstreetbridge)
